"I'm as fierce as a lightning bulb!"

Hello there my dear dearest deary dearing darlings! I'm high, on a slurpee I really shouldn't have drank because it's somewhere near 5 degrees outside but it was too yummy to put down. :) I recommend mixing ice cream with ya slurpees, it's like a frozen milkshake. Wait, isn't that like a krusher or something? Oh wells. It's my creation as far as I know. :D I'm willing to hand that invention over to you KFC if you ever need it :)

Are you wondering about the title of this fantasticalicious post? Okay, okay, I'll tell you, jeez. ;D Sharon is probably gonna crack up right now. :D I was really high yesterday, I seem to have more periods of highness each day. I'm pretty sure it was the banh bao (Asian steamed bun, try it!) and the chrysanthemum tea, I have no idea how to spell that. I wonder how scientists and botanists all the 'ists' remember how to spell all these plant and scientific animal names. Did you know the scientific name for the Gorilla is Gorrilla Gorrilla?  How awesome can a scientific name get, right?

Alright, my highness has just about ended, so I'd just like to say some things. :) Don't worry I'm not going to tell you I'm going to die in two hours or anything like that. :D I'm alive, babayy! Maybe my highness hasn't passed yet. ;D Well, I'd just like to say sorry that I can't blog about anything heartfelt, anything to do with a teenager, relationship stuff or depression. I really feel for you guys who are going through so much right now and though I may or may not know you, I hope that it's gonna work out in the end. Actually, let me rephrase that, I know it's gonna work out in the end, so just hang in there. :) You're just all so beautiful! Sorry, I sound like the girl in Mean Girls that's all rainbows and unicorns and stuff. I'd also like to say sorry because my brain sounds like a five year old that can type. Welps, how have you all been? Sorry I didn't greet y'all before. :(

SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS IN AUGUST

timothy,molly,karen,bliss,vivian,jennifer,huy,kayla,elissa,hillary,nina,gina

Have a wonderful day!

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Time to go clean my room. I know, I'll miss you too! :) GOODBYE MY LOVER (8) JK :P


MAARY.